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Xbox Ally X’s Are Selling For Stupid Amounts On eBay
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Xbox Ally X’s Are Selling For Stupid Amounts On eBay

by admin September 30, 2025


Microsoft and Asus’ collaborative handheld Xbox device is arriving on October 16, 2025, with pre-orders available at various outlets right now. And as things go on the internet, eBay listings promising confirmed pre-orders are now going for two to three times the retail price –which is pretty ridiculous when the top-tier model of this handheld is already a thousand bucks.

Read More: Xbox’s Handheld Finally Has A Price, And It Costs More Than An Xbox

The ROG Xbox Ally X is an Xbox-skinned portable PC much like the Steam Deck or Asus’ own non-Xbox-branded “Ally.” These devices have become quite popular in recent years because, well, they’re usually pretty awesome. With the ability to carry around massive storefronts like Steam on the go, and enough horsepower to run graphical powerhouses like Cyberpunk 2077, it’s no wonder Microsoft wanted to get in on the action with a more Xbox-themed offering. The only problem is that the hardware manufacturer and game publisher is asking folks to spend $600 on the basic model, and a full four-digit $1,000 for the top-tier model featuring a more powerful processor. And yet, some eBayers think folks will spend even more than that even though it hasn’t sold out elsewhere. Wild.

© Screenshot: eBay / Kotaku

Who’s buying this thing anyway?

The ROG Xbox Ally X (which is the more powerful of the two models) is technically more powerful than some of its competitors. It features a new AMD Z2E AI Chip. Is it a generational leap? Certainly not enough to prompt Valve to base a Steam Deck successor on it.

Read More: Microsoft Reveals The First $800 Xbox With Another Round Of Price Hikes

Still, the improved performance of the Z2E is worth noting, with around a 10 to 20-percent performance improvement over TKTK, and sometimes a bit more, under certain circumstances. That improvement, however, comes at a cost, namely about $500 more than what you’d pay for a Steam Deck, and $100 more than Asus’ excellent ROG Ally X, which is not the Xbox-branded one. (No, you’re not dumb, this naming convention is.)

So, that really just leaves the controller-based Xbox user interface, which reduces the overall processing power Windows takes up and is more gamepad-friendly, and the unique controller grips. And even then, folks have found a way to get the new Xbox game launcher working on regular, non-Xbox-branded Ally portable PCs, and, to be honest, while I haven’t held a ROG Xbox Ally, it’s gonna be hard to compete with the Steam Deck’s excellent ergonomics.

Read More: The Biggest Reason To Buy The Xbox Ally Handheld Just Leaked

At $1,000 for the top-tier Xbox handheld, it’s hard to see a compelling reason to upgrade if you already have a Steam Deck, and certainly not if you have a more powerful handheld than that. Who, then, is gonna get suckered into spending twice that for an eBay pre-order? Hopefully not you!



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Stupid sexy Hollow Knight: Silksong mods for Hornet horndogs have begun to hit the Nexus, I'm sorry to say
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Stupid sexy Hollow Knight: Silksong mods for Hornet horndogs have begun to hit the Nexus, I’m sorry to say

by admin September 27, 2025


Yes, this is news. You can bet your bottom it was news to me when I loaded up Nexus Mods for my daily look this morning and found that Hollow Knight: Silksong’s adult section had tripled in size overnight. It’s the sexy Hornet mods, they’ve broken containment, truth-telling hips and all.

Up until today, my searches for story-worthy Silksong mods had returned only the benign, including multiplayer and boss practice add-ons that you could comfortably show an elderly relative. No more. Last night saw a pair of sexy Hornet mods, the first to hit the Nexus to my knowledge, arrive.

Shot first was ‘Curvier Hornet’ from modder Sandinsoda. “It was bound to happen,” they wrote, pointing would-be sexy Skongers to requirements BepInEx 5 with Configuration Manager and Silksong Customizer. As you’d imagine, the mod makes the capeless version of Hornet you play as at one point in metroidvania a bit more, er, voluptuous in terms of figure.

Mere hours later, the chaser, a second mod. This time, ‘Curvy naked hornet’ by modder foureye5. Sandinsoda marched straight into its comments section, bellicosely bellowing “I wonder what prompted this”. Tension ensued for several hours, only to be broken by a third party, who replied: “Honestly it looks different enough to warrant it being a serious alternative. Like this one has better thighs. But yours has a better chest.”

“Fair enough,” responded Sandinsoda.

That’s the torrid tale of why if you pull up Silksong’s Nexus Mods page right now and filter so that only ones tagged adult show up, you’ll find three things. These two mods – the nude Hornet equivalent of Beavis and Butthead – and another mod that adds a swear to the text prompt for binding.

Are these curvy Hornet mods the first ever sexy Silksong works ever created? Almost certainly not, since it has a Loverslab page I refuse to verify my age in order to access, because I still have some shreds of dignity left. However, they are the first to emerge into what I’d deem the modding mainstream. Unrepentant. Insolent. Aimed a target audience of jokesters and probably at least one serious craver of Skong sexuality. Took them long enough, given they’ve even been preceded by a mod that makes Hornet disappear altogether.

What times in which we live.



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RFK Jr.’s Comments On Guns And Video Games Are Lethally Stupid

by admin September 11, 2025


Robert F. Kennedy Jr. has declared that he believes video games could be a cause of gun violence in America. Speaking to PBS (as spotted by GameSpot), the U.S. health secretary explained that the National Institutes of Health are looking into possible causes for gun violence, during which he named “video games and social media” as likely culprits. Robert F. Kennedy Jr. also believes there’s no connection between HIV and AIDS and that fluoride in the water causes IQ loss.

Blaming video games for real-world violence is about as old as video games themselves. Despite this, no reputable studies have ever shown any link between violent games and significant increases in violent behavior in those who play them, and there has never been a credible example of a school shooting directly influenced by playing a game. The causes of real-world violence are already incredibly well known: socioeconomic inequity, social service inequality, a lack of mental health support, and the widespread availability of guns without appropriate laws to restrict their use, among other things. These, however, are all areas unpopular with right-leaning governments, and as such other scapegoats have always been sought.

“The firearms question is a complex question,” RFK Jr. eventually managed to splutter out when PBS asked whether there was any discussion over access to firearms and children’s mental health. He then went on a deeply disturbing tangent about how school shootings only started in the 1990s, and in his day kids were encouraged to bring guns to school and nothing bad ever happened. This is, of course, entirely untrue. Given RFK steered things to the subject of schools, let’s look at that specifically:  School shootings already frighteningly ubiquitous in the 1950s, and by the time RFK was in school in the 1960s, the United States saw 100 school shootings across the decade. The number for the 1990s was 123, so while worse, not enormously so. The horrific shooting at Columbine High School in 1999, where 16 students were murdered, certainly brought a lot of attention to school shootings because of its awful scale. But it wasn’t representative of a change in the decade, and it also wasn’t the start of a new era. In 2000, a still tragic total of six people died in school shootings across the entire year, and in 2001, five. It wouldn’t be until 2007 and the hideous Virginia Tech shootings that anything on that scale was seen again. And after this point, it started to become more common.

In the first decade of the 2000s, the total number of deaths in fact dropped to 87, and it was really from 2010 onward that the rate of school shootings began to rapidly escalate. 263 in the 2010s and already 216 in just the first five years of this decade. Deflecting to the ’90s is not only dishonest, but demonstrative of the Trump government’s (and many previous governments’) lack of interest in properly exploring the issues, at a time when the numbers of school shootings are now doubling every decade.

In the press conference, Kennedy makes a point that the left has been yelling for decades, not least following Michael Moore’s 1999 documentary Bowling for Columbine: that other countries have comparable levels of gun ownership, but where mass shootings are all but non-existent. He even cites that the U.S. has a mass shooting every 23 hours. These are figures Republicans often wish to deny, usually at the behest of the NRA, but Kennedy just comes out and says them. But then, with the crushing inevitability of a man who thinks vaccines cause autism and that Black people have stronger immune systems than white people, he followed it up with the most dangerous words imaginable.

“There are many, many things that happen [incoherent word-sounds] that can explain…one is…dependence on…psychiatric drugs,” said the man in charge of the nation’s health. Psychiatric drugs are, of course, in part a preventative measure against violent acts, and obviously in no way at all a cause. But he continues, “There could be a connection with video games, social media [awkward pause], a number of things, and we are looking at that.” He then switches back and says “we are doing studies now, or initiating studies, that look at the correlation and the connection—the potential connection—between over-medicating our kids and this violence. And these other possible co-founders [sic] as well.”

Of course, few people are going to be surprised at this point that Robert Kennedy would come out with a screed of unscientific, conspiratorial gibberish, but it doesn’t get any less frightening for its frequency. The man who recently said that his department was also looking into the dangers of airplane “chemtrails” is obviously an uninformed, deeply stupid person who has no interest in reality, let alone truth. But he’s also the United States Secretary of Health and Human Services, and as such is a lethal danger to all Americans. That lethality extends to deliberately ignoring the known causes of gun violence, to instead focus on ridiculously irrelevant nonsense, such that there is little to no hope of the situation improving, that situation being the deaths of children in schools at a rate of one school shooting every five days.

It’s very easy for a video games site to look overly defensive when it comes to claims about gaming and violence. However, it is my contention that we are the people who need to be most interested in this possibility, and as such I have followed the discussions and the studies on the subject for the last 25 years. If games are dangerous, I want to be the first person to know. But all rigorous science has shown either no connection, or in fact a (usually very slight) mitigating factor, making some less likely to act violently. (Not enough to get excited about, but enough to suggest the exact opposite is even more unlikely.)

As such, the constant use of “video games” as a scapegoat for issues caused by poverty, inequality, and a lack of mental health support has always been deeply troubling. The more politicians and people in power misdirect, point toward irrelevant factors, the more the real issues prevail, and the more dangerous the situation becomes. Lazily saying “video games” (or “rock-and-roll music” or “video nasties” or whatever the bogeyman du jour might be) is therefore extremely dangerous, even deadly.

What’s even more frightening here is that Kennedy is a man who not only repeats this tiresomely common refrain, but makes it so much worse by actively campaigning against the things that are helping: the provision of psychiatric support to children.

But then Kennedy is simultaneously spreading misinformation about trans healthcare, believes covid was “ethnically targeted” to not infect Ashkenazi Jews and the Chinese, and states that wifi causes “leaky brain.” The man is a dangerous fool in almost every regard.



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